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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker


via: tumblaughter  / source: jack-baraatwat

san-it-y:

Matt Healy edit x


via: powher  / source: san-it-y

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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via: tumblaughter  / source: hawk-and-handsaw

via: sleepykyu  / source: sleepykyu

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and tartar sauce 


(Source: d0nn0)


via: 10knotes  / source: d0nn0

Okay, I’ll die with you, Mom.
So, please don’t quit being my Mom!
Okay, Mom?!

(Source: bakandroids)


via: im-stumbled  / source: bakandroids